Aston Uni Canoe Club

jdinnis · Joined: 10 Oct 2006 Posts: 98

I have never given a girl a shocker!! (J-ro)

jdinnis · Joined: 10 Oct 2006 Posts: 98

I have never chucked up whilst I was upside down in a boat, with Shag em standing on top of me and pissed with around 100 ppl watching!! (Muppet)

jdinnis · Joined: 10 Oct 2006 Posts: 98

I have never in my whole life ever said I would get my tits out if someone brought me a drink and then chickened out!! (Anne-Marie)

Anne-Marie · Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 3:18 pm Post subject:

littleloopyme · Joined: 15 Oct 2006 Posts: 13 Location: Brum

correction lol ... I swear he would onli give you 2.20 but u sed ud do it for 2.50!!! cmon A-M raise ur steaks a lil higher gal!! x

o ye...I have never had my name replaced to MC A-M !! (in da houz!) and wear it on a cag with pride!

jdinnis · Joined: 10 Oct 2006 Posts: 98

You know what Lauren I believe you are right, the price is 2.50 for anyone who fancy's a flash of Anne Maries tits!! Im sure if we all club in together we can afford that!!

Then again if you were there on wed you could have seen half the show for free!!

I have never stripped to my bra and had a lesibian pull on the guild stage!!

littleloopyme · Joined: 15 Oct 2006 Posts: 13 Location: Brum

haha
anne marie anne marie anne marie *shakes head* u nevr cease to amuse... couldnt say amaze cos its kinda expected reeali! joe u wna expand..I take it this was hockey leading her astray? xxx

steve · Joined: 10 Nov 2006 Posts: 1

half the show? we need more details.

god dam it, I hate being behind the bar sometimes! if only we had security camera's pointed at the stage!

Anne-Marie · Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 10:25 am Post subject:

Yes! it was all hockey's fault!!! I had absolutely no choice in the matter - they forced me to it on pain of 8 contribines!!!!

Siôn · Joined: 07 Apr 2006 Posts: 165

I have never had a gang bang with my flatmates

Anne-Marie · Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 10:17 am Post subject:

What!?!!?!?!?! Am assuming Sion that your last comment was referring to Lawrence 15 members - if so what I actually said was they were forcing me to eat coffee and cream sausages against my will and some dirty minded second years (Catalogue and Shag em) decided it was the makings of a gang bang - so on that false call I think shag em should get punished at next week's sesh!

Siôn · Joined: 07 Apr 2006 Posts: 165

I am very sorry but when someone says 2 be three boys, three sausages, im very tired io have evry right 2 assume they had a gangbang. im very hurt anne that u arent owning up2 ur antics

Anne-Marie · Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 12:02 pm Post subject:

I have never said "when I return from the toilet I want to see 5 erections in a line so I can judge the size of them!" (Emma)

Anne-Marie · Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 12:04 pm Post subject:

I have never got kicks out of Emma slapping me on a slap beer slap and so asked her to do it again several times over (Nick) - infact J Ro and Shag em also asked to be slapped by Emma - very strange...

jdinnis · Joined: 10 Oct 2006 Posts: 98

I have never said that I would strip for the guys in the Kayaking club and then have absolutely no recollection of it the next morning. (Emma)

jdinnis · Joined: 10 Oct 2006 Posts: 98

I have never pissed on my mates chair in his room when he and his girlfriend were in there shagging!

jdinnis · Joined: 10 Oct 2006 Posts: 98

I have never had a phantom shit!! (Nick)

nickg_44 · Joined: 10 Dec 2006 Posts: 77

I'm glad to see my sneaky bowel movements have finally reached the 'I have never' section, the most tasteful part of the forum...

For anyone who wants to know what a sperm whale is: http://www.oceanicresearch.org/spermwhales.htm

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nick is amazing

Siôn · Joined: 07 Apr 2006 Posts: 165

I have never got absolutely pissed in gosta and started doing the office dance around the pool tables!