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Siôn

English, whats the score, English English wots the score?

well hello there ladies,

nice weekend all? get up 2 much? didnt happen 2 watch a certain six nations match at about half past four did we?

well for those of you who don't know, saturday was a very historic moment.

saturday some crappy nation called england lost 26-19 to a tremendous team called Wales in their own back yard (and looked quite stupid in the process 2 I may add).

After a very solid first half performance the english looked certain to win but Welsh power, belief and passion wiped the smile of all of your faces and prevented me from being bambarded with abuse via Text.

I would have loved 2 seen ur faces at full time. I was going to be nice and not mention this topic but as someone seems to given me a very rather interesting profile picture I feel its my duty to inform someone to remove that silly rose that is damaging my welsh name.

so, in conclusion, please remove the rose from my name or more abuse will follow.

Many thanks, chin up guys - winning the wooden spoon isnt 2 embaressing Wink

shags

p.s. your chariots didnt swing quite low enough this time
Anne-Marie

I love you Shagem! And apparently you do love the english! What a nice jesture, I can tell you that the English rose has certainly improved the look of your profile - think you should keep it!
Siôn

erm no, no I dont, still would rather be homeless (and alot of other things) than English, heres a gd read for all of u

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/rugby_union/7224633.stm
Claire

if you hated the rose that much u'd change it lol it looks lovely and really catches the eye when u scroll down the page  Wink
Jamie

I think we should invade Wales and put an end to this Ridiculous Banter!!  Cool
stepheneagles

or just chop it off and push it over to ireland...they can have it
stepheneagles

we;ll take their rivers first though and just put them in england somewhere
Anne-Marie

Can't we just use it as the answer to England's rubbish disposal problems - build a massive wall blocking it off from us and dump all of the rubbish there where it wont bother anyone.
Siôn

A welshman goes walking one day and sees someone next to a lake using one hand to drink water from it.

The welshman shouts (in welsh) "dont drink from there the lakes full of cow shit"

The stranger replies "im english I dont speak a world of welsh"

The welshman replies "I said use both hands u'll get more in."
Jamie

Anne-Marie wrote:
Can't we just use it as the answer to England's rubbish disposal problems - build a massive wall blocking it off from us and dump all of the rubbish there where it wont bother anyone.


I can see it now, the great wall of... Wales??
Claire

well we've got a wall blocking us off from the scots so we might as well finish the job off...  Razz
Anne-Marie

There once was a welsh farmer, and one day he decided to tell his son about the birds and the bees.

As they walked around the farm the father explained all. As they passed a large field he said

"And that is where I had my first shag, gosh she was a beauty! As it happens, her mother was standing just over there."

The son looked shocked and said "right over there?! Well what did she say when she saw you doing that to her daughter?"

To which the father replied "Baaaaaaahh"
martynr

I've got to be honnest.  Wales deserved to win last weekend, and to be frank the Italians could have won yesterday.

You're right, it's not up to the high standards England demands.  When you've been in the World Cup finals the last two times, losing to Wales hurts big time.

I should imagine Shag'em when you're used to losing it's easier.

Martyn
Siôn

yes martyn, yes it is which makes beating u english w**kers that much more special

im fine
Anne-Marie

I miss you Shagem!!

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