Emma
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Dirt on Amy and Steve!!OK, basically I need some (good) I have nevers on amy and steve - they say they're squeaky clean but I no thats not true....
Any ideas???? xxxxx
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Anne-Marie
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Not really - had a bit of a shit handover from Catalogue and Shagem...
I have never lost my virginity in the sea
Will get back to you on this.
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J-Ro
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I have never pissed myself in a tent in the alps....
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Anne-Marie
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I have never had two naked old men wank over me...
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Emma
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love that!! but any old boys got any ideas????
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Andy
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Some thoughts from me and Martyn..
I have never... (towards all returning final years)
- had half a tooth knocked out whilst wrestling beavers
- scaled a chateau
- written off a car in France
- pole danced in a tent at Teifi
- played k*** (k o r f)
- had someone pass out on me during sex
- used banana condoms
- slept in a tent whilst two other people were having sex in it
- been given a black eye by a beaver
- pissed in some random guy's boat whilst drunk in the Alps
- swam in the fountain in the Alps
- been involved in wheely bin races
- been part of 'two smurfs in a spud'
- shared a bed with Shag 'em
- been 'rescued' and 'looked after' by Mr P.D.(Adey)
- foolisly announced whilst in the Alps that 'I have never been sick through drinking'
- been extremely pi**ed at the club meal and been sick off the town wall
- been provided with a 'drive on right' sticker by my mum
- slept with a ginger ('strawberry blonde')
- swam in the rab
- been the original beer bitch
- had a large cock drawn on my back
- pissed on Caz (watch out as Steve will deny this - it goes with 'pissing in a tent')
... to be continued...
Andy & Martyn
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Claire
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wow... quite an impressive list there 
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stepheneagles
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funny...I don't recognise any of them as me andy 
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Emma
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lol lol lol u wish xxx
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Andy
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| stepheneagles wrote: | | funny...I don't recognise any of them as me andy |
Steve,
If you are struggling to remember any of these, don't worry. I can help jog your memory during the Wales weekend
Andy
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J-Ro
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andy im sure quite a few of these doent relate to amy and steve........
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Andy
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Like I said previously...
| Andy wrote: | | I have never... (towards all returning final years) |
| J-Ro wrote: | | andy im sure quite a few of these doent relate to amy and steve |
Andy
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Siôn
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hmmmmmmmmm I would like 2 add:
I have never taken it up the arse
I have never pissed on my bf during sex and justified this as "I was just so comfortable"
I have never been jealous that Shag EM and Catalogue were dancing with french 16 year olds but they wouldnt dance with me
I have never had a block head
I have never had sex in a shower
I have never had sex with a bouncer
I have never had sex on a bar (no not a lift Timmy)
I have never been curious about the size of the penis of a whale
I have never been known as "Mrs Tits"
I have never pissed on USeless and OLd Guys car in the alps
I have never sung "when the toad came home" (I am drinkin 2 fingers now)
I have never ....... well u get the drift, this is much 2 hard!
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Siôn
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congrats on sharing a bed with this Shag EM guy, thats a commendable if I ever heard one!
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stepheneagles
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I'm excited about january already shags
xxx
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Claire
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I'd totally forgotten about the whole pissing on the cars thing, are you not stitching urself by saying that??
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