Aston Uni Canoe Club

jdinnis · Joined: 10 Oct 2006 Posts: 98

Ok, time for a new line of abuse for Shag'em. Basically we all know that being Welsh a lot of Bollocks comes out his mouth and I think we should all have the pleasure of abusing him because of it!!

jdinnis · Joined: 10 Oct 2006 Posts: 98

"Whats an Adams Apple"

jdinnis · Joined: 10 Oct 2006 Posts: 98

"How do you cook rice!"

jdinnis · Joined: 10 Oct 2006 Posts: 98

"Is mould bad for you!"

littleloopyme · Joined: 15 Oct 2006 Posts: 13 Location: Brum

hu thinks joe is jus simply jealous.... leave shagem alone hed screw u ovr ne day lol! x (pay me later sion x)

Siôn · Joined: 07 Apr 2006 Posts: 165

gd girl lauren thats the attitude I wanna see

stepheneagles · Site Admin Joined: 06 Mar 2006 Posts: 313

jdinnis · Joined: 10 Oct 2006 Posts: 98

stepheneagles · Site Admin Joined: 06 Mar 2006 Posts: 313

oops - in my defence I wrote the first half of that post and amy added the last bit....

therefore it should be a 'stupid things that come out of amys keyboard thread' Wink

jdinnis · Joined: 10 Oct 2006 Posts: 98

Shag'em - "Dude, how do you turn on the grill?"

Catalogue - "Twist the knob!!" (This is after 9 weeks of living in Canalside!!)

jdinnis · Joined: 10 Oct 2006 Posts: 98

Shag'em - "guys how do you buy coffee"

Catalogue/Anne-Marie - "You what!!"

Shag'em - "I've never done it before, ow piss-off"

stepheneagles · Site Admin Joined: 06 Mar 2006 Posts: 313

I love this thread Very Happy

Siôn · Joined: 07 Apr 2006 Posts: 165

yeh me 2....not come on guys we should put our heads 2gether and screw catalogue over!

Anne-Marie · Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 10:30 am Post subject:

Shag em, when getting ingredients for spag bol said "So, how do you buy garlic - do you buy it whole, or does it come in those little bits?"

Anne-Marie · Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 11:56 am Post subject:

"Guys I don't think that the stove is working" When the hobs are already turned on and giving off little blue flames!

Anne-Marie · Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 11:58 am Post subject:

J Ro was talking to another group of kayakers beside the bus, they say "have fun Aston" and Shag em says "How do they know we're Aston" bearing in mind that the mini bus happens to say ASTON UNIVERSITY on the side!

Anne-Marie · Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 12:00 pm Post subject:

hang on, can't quite remember this one so Catalogue you're gonna have to help me out with this one - something about Shag em suggesting we portage the whole of the river we were about to paddle.

jdinnis · Joined: 10 Oct 2006 Posts: 98

Me and Shag'em are looking at the gorge deciding whether to do it or not. I said why not just portage the hard bits. Shag'em was like yeh, if we paddle to this bit and portage the rest that will be cool. Shag'em was suggesting we paddle 100m from where we got out to the start of the gorge and the portage the whole run!!

stepheneagles · Site Admin Joined: 06 Mar 2006 Posts: 313

did you guys paddle the gorge then catalogue??? (when we say gorge are we talking about the abersglaslyn?!!)

jdinnis · Joined: 10 Oct 2006 Posts: 98

Was the gorge after the glaslin, probably the glaslin gorge but if its not called that I dont wanna look like a prick!! But no we didnt paddle it, I was very tempted but was only willing to do it in my Nano so decided not to. I did do some pretty good shit on sunday thou!!